Expedition Artifacts • Apparel • Nevado Ranch Camp LLC

Wear the Mission. Fund the Voyage.

Handcrafted Navajo silver & turquoise expedition artifacts. Better Beachy Than Bitchy® apparel. Every purchase supports Arizona veterans.

◆ Expedition Artifacts ◆ Better Beachy Than Bitchy® ◆ Get Notified

Not Souvenirs. Relics.

Handcrafted Navajo sterling silver and genuine turquoise — individually serialized, built to be worn for decades, and built to be passed down. Every symbol carries narrative weight. Every piece is one of a kind. Ownership is not a purchase. It is entry into the Rim Run Expedition Circle.

Men's Artifact • Explorer Totem

Rim Run Expedition Medallion

Wear the Journey. Carry the Mission.
Rim Run Expedition Medallion — Front Rim Run Expedition Medallion — Back Hover to see back
  • Heavy Navajo sterling silver — hand shaped & stamped
  • Three high-grade genuine turquoise stones
  • Twin Ravens (Huginn & Muninn) — Wisdom & Memory
  • Vegvisir center — Icelandic Compass, Guidance, Never Get Lost
  • Raidho — The Journey • Algiz — Protection • Laguz — The Sea • Eihwaz — Endurance
  • Nordic Ruins — Ancient Strength, Heritage, Built on Time
  • Waves & Reef lines — The Ocean, Life, Connection
  • Trident / Spearhead — Lionfish Hunter, Strength, Purpose
  • Humanist Symbol — People Over Everything
  • Shamrocket & Havet Kaller banner — The Vessel, The Sea Calls
  • Back: Rim Run Expedition • Wear the Mark. Live the Journey.
  • Back: Saga Mark #0001 • Founding Circle • 1 of 100
  • Navajo Handcrafted — Authenticity, Heritage, Legacy
$499 + tax & shipping  •  One of a kind  •  No two ever the same ◆ A portion of every sale supports Arizona Veterans Reserve Your Saga Mark →
Women's Artifact • Explorer Bracelet

Rim Run Explorer Bracelet

Expedition Elegance. Not Fashion. Legacy.
Rim Run Explorer Bracelet — Front Rim Run Explorer Bracelet — Detail Hover to see detail
  • Heavy Navajo sterling silver — stamped, hand tooled & oxidized
  • 6–9 high-grade genuine natural turquoise stones
  • Twin Ravens, wave & reef silverwork throughout
  • Humanist Symbol — People Over Everything
  • Adjustable with secure hook clasp
  • Serialized Saga Mark stamped on underside
  • Founding Circle designation permanently stamped
  • Built for life on the water — decades of wear
  • One of a kind — no two are ever the same
$575 + tax & shipping  •  One of a kind  •  No two ever the same ◆ A portion of every sale supports Arizona Veterans Reserve Your Saga Mark →

The Complete Set — Both Pieces Together

Own the full Rim Run artifact system. Medallion and bracelet at 10% off — both Saga Marks registered to the same Founding Circle account.

Explorer TotemMen's Medallion — $499
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Explorer BraceletWomen's Piece — $575
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10% OffSave $108
$966 Save $108 • Both Founding Circle Memberships Included • + Tax & Shipping ◆ A portion of every bundle supports Arizona Veterans ◆
Claim the Complete Set →
The Saga Mark & Founding Circle

Every artifact is permanently stamped with its own Saga Mark number. No two are ever the same. Your mark connects you to the Rim Run Expedition Circle — private Captain's Log footage, live tracking, member dispatches, livestreams, reef assignments, and Founding Wall listing. The first 100 Saga Marks are Founding Circle — permanently recognized. When they're gone, they're gone.

The Attitude. The Apparel.

Three colors. Four cuts. One attitude. Short sleeve and long sleeve for men and women — made for the water, the dock, the sunset, and everywhere the vibe needs to be right.

◆ A percentage of every apparel sale supports Arizona Veterans ◆

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Category
Style
Color
22 styles shown
Unisex Short Sleeve Classic White
TeeUnisex SSClassic White
Unisex Short Sleeve — White

The foundational piece. Clean white, bold back print, unisex relaxed fit.

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Unisex Short Sleeve Reef Coral
TeeUnisex SSReef Coral
Unisex Short Sleeve — Reef Coral

Warm coral that catches the light like a sunset on the water. White print, unisex relaxed fit.

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Unisex Short Sleeve Deep Navy
TeeUnisex SSDeep Navy
Unisex Short Sleeve — Deep Navy

Classic nautical palette. Deep navy with gold print.

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Unisex Long Sleeve Classic White
TeeUnisex LSClassic White
Unisex Long Sleeve — White

For early mornings, late evenings, and shoulder-season passages. Same slogan, full sleeve coverage.

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Unisex Long Sleeve Reef Coral
TeeUnisex LSReef Coral
Unisex Long Sleeve — Reef Coral

Warm reef coral, full sleeve. The sunset edition.

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Unisex Long Sleeve Deep Navy
TeeUnisex LSDeep Navy
Unisex Long Sleeve — Deep Navy

Deep navy with gold print, full sleeves. Classic nautical palette for cooler mornings at anchor.

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Women's Short Sleeve Classic White
TeeWomen's SSClassic White
Women's Short Sleeve — White

Tailored women's cut, fitted silhouette. Bold back print, designed to move with you.

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Women's Short Sleeve Reef Coral
TeeWomen's SSReef Coral
Women's Short Sleeve — Reef Coral

Warm reef coral in a women's fitted cut. The beach-ready edition.

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Women's Short Sleeve Deep Navy
TeeWomen's SSDeep Navy
Women's Short Sleeve — Deep Navy

Deep navy with gold print in a women's fitted cut. Classic nautical palette.

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Women's Long Sleeve Classic White
TeeWomen's LSClassic White
Women's Long Sleeve — White

Women's fitted long sleeve in classic white. For cooler passages and sunrise watches.

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Women's Long Sleeve Reef Coral
TeeWomen's LSReef Coral
Women's Long Sleeve — Reef Coral

Sunset warmth, white print, full coverage — the beach-to-evening edition.

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Women's Long Sleeve Deep Navy
TeeWomen's LSDeep Navy
Women's Long Sleeve — Deep Navy

Women's fitted long sleeve in deep navy. The marina sunset edition.

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Unisex Pullover Hoodie Classic White
HoodieUnisexClassic White
Unisex Hoodie — White

Clean white pullover, bold back print. Built for cool mornings on the water and every dock bar after sunset.

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Unisex Pullover Hoodie Deep Navy
HoodieUnisexDeep Navy
Unisex Hoodie — Deep Navy

Deep navy with gold print — the nautical classic in hoodie form.

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Unisex Pullover Hoodie Black
HoodieUnisexBlack
Unisex Hoodie — Black

Timeless black, gold print. The statement piece — wears everywhere, lets the slogan do the talking.

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Unisex Pullover Hoodie Heather Gray
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Unisex Hoodie — Heather Gray

The everyday essential. Heather gray softens the attitude just enough.

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Unisex Pullover Hoodie Teal
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Unisex Hoodie — Teal

The ocean in a hoodie. Teal with white print — the color of clear Caribbean water.

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Women's Pullover Hoodie Classic White
HoodieWomen'sClassic White
Women's Hoodie — White

Women's cut pullover in classic white. The attitude, the fit, the finish.

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Women's Pullover Hoodie Deep Navy
HoodieUnisexDeep Navy
Women's Hoodie — Deep Navy

Deep navy, women's cut. Gold print on nautical ground.

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Women's Pullover Hoodie Black
HoodieWomen'sBlack
Women's Hoodie — Black

Black, women's cut, gold print. Wear it on the boat, wear it in the city.

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Women's Pullover Hoodie Heather Gray
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Women's Hoodie — Heather Gray

Effortless, versatile — the go-everywhere coastal essential.

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Women's Pullover Hoodie Teal
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Women's Hoodie — Teal

Teal, women's cut. Caribbean water color, coastal confidence.

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"Better Beachy Than Bitchy.®"

A slogan built on the water. A mission tied to the veterans who served alongside me. Every item sold is a mile funded and a veteran remembered.

Brand & IP Notice

BETTER BEACHY THAN BITCHY® is a trademark of Nevado Ranch Camp LLC (Arizona Entity ID 23742753), pending registration in International Class 025 (apparel) and International Class 045 (licensing of advertising slogans). Rim Run Expedition Artifacts are proprietary designs of Nevado Ranch Camp LLC. All rights reserved. Unauthorized use is prohibited.